Sunday Blasphemy - Zombie Jesus Day

 

So if Jesus get hung up on Good Friday, and is out wandering about when (depending on which gospel you read) Mary finds the empty cave on Sunday morning... How does that equal 3 days?  It isn't even 48 hours.

I was thinking of using this picture in a joke about evolution, but I think it's cute enough on it's own.

Have a happy egg holiday / zombie-Jesus day / Easter.