Clean that up

Absolutely hilarious.

I remember my first roommate and I doing laundry one day. She made a comment about skid marks in underwear. I told her I don't have skid marks. She said all men have skid marks and grabbed a pair of my underwear - and noted incredulously that I didn't have any stains.

I doubt "all" men have skid marks - I haven't examined that many men's underwear, but I wouldn't take the word of a lesbian on the state of men's shorts. One thing I do know - it's much easier to clean off smooth skin than furry skin.

I had a back wax when I went in for a lumbar puncture. It wasn't part of the procedure - I just thought it would be a good excuse. Of course the reason I was getting a LP was due to small-fiber neuropathy (my skin had gone numb), so the wax really wasn't that big of a deal. I'm not sure I could get the winkie waxed, just give me a safety razor.