Sunday Blasphemy - Sweet Old Lady

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.  All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety- eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

'I outlived the bitches.'

$15,000,000,000 Iraq spending unaccounted for

The Pentagon cannot account for nearly 15 billion dollars in payments for goods and services in Iraq, according to an internal audit which members of Congress blasted Friday as a "shocking" accountability failure.

That would work out to $50 for every man, woman, and child in the US - and that's only the money they misplaced (so far).  With long term estimates easily reaching three trillion dollars (or $10,000 per person) it's starting to add up to real money.  If you look at it a different way - $100,000 for every person in Iraq, you'd think we could have found a better way to 'win the hearts and minds'.

15 bln dlrs in US Iraq spending unaccounted for: reports - Yahoo! News

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